I'm going on a Road Trip soon.
I have a few extra vacation days that Anne doesn't, so I pondered where I could go that wouldn't make her envious.
I came up with the states in the middle of the US.
First stop is Arkansas, where I will see the first ever Wal-Mart!
But I also have to drive through the northern parts of Arkansas that still have idiotic KKK pockets.
I'm white so I guess I'll be OK, as long as I don't mention that I'm an atheist immigrant liberal from Massachusetts.
In case I get into trouble I have my travel partner.
Lo and Behold: PiKKKachu.