Tuesday, November 6

Cardigan Schmardigan

I bought this at Zara last month. I knew it wasn't really me, but sometimes you buy things hoping they will grow on you, or give you a dazzling new look.

It didn't.

Firstly, I have an aversion to anything touching my Adam's Apple, and secondly, my face is too fat to be framed by a high collar.

It makes me look like Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon.

Last time I looked good in a cardigan? 1974.

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