Tuesday, March 25

63.7% of statistics are made up

I think 41% of my rants concern being in coffee shops.

Yesterday I stopped for morning coffee in the place with the green and black logo. Once again, it's not the product I despise, it's the experience.

As I stood sleepily in line enduring the awful piped in muzak, the woman in front of me asked the barista (in a chirpy fashion).

"Who is this singing?"
"It's Jack Johnson", came the perky reply.
Turning to me, the woman said, "It's good isn't it?"
"No" I deadpanned.

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