The other day, we had a plumber come by to fix a leaky kitchen faucet.
Mid job (ahem) the guy excuses himself and goes and takes a 'two' in our bathroom, then proceeds to open a cupboard, finds an air freshener and does multiple sprays.
At the end of the repair he asks Anne if we have used them before.
"Yes", she replies.
"Oh, OK, I would have given you a fridge magnet if not"
The reason Anne knows we have used this company before, is that the last time they were here, a different guy took a crap too.
I won't name and shame the company, they're actually good plumbers, but do they have to take a deuce each time they fix something?