At Logan Airport we were served food by Jack Tors. This guy was so camp we should have got a free tent.
Pre-flight magazine shopping I saw a women's mag that proclaimed "The world's most unique magazine" What? So unique they don't have a copy editor? You cannot be the 'most unique' you tits.
On the plane the flight attendant asked "Would you like the infamous North West chicken, or the Vegetarian meal?" What, what, what?? Asked what the Vegetarian meal consisted of he said "Some Indian thing with lentils"
Schiphol Amsterdam. Airport announcement "Mr Christiansen, you are late and are delaying the flight, we are removing your bags now". I love this! Name and shame! And they did it every 5 minutes.