The French make sports look so good, Le Mans 24, Roland Garros tennis, Le Tour.
Today is the Monaco Grand Prix ... and yes they really are French (even the French could beat Monaco in a war). Yachts, casinos, luxury brands and playboy lifestyles on full display.
Meanwhile back in England, 1-Day Cricket on internet radio. Just wish they didn't employ the infinitely annoying twat Alec Stewart to commentate.
And in a few hours time, Premiership football on TV. Hoping that Man Utd field a bunch of kids, Hull win and Shearer takes the Geordie wankers down. Go creosote your shed you dull bastard.