Up at 5am this morning. Cricket starts at 6am EST.
England need 10 wickets to win the Ashes.
Australia need a world record run chase to retain them.
Is it just me or does Ricky Ponting, the Australian captain, look like a young George Bush?
To clarify Ricky is not suffering from a bad bout of herpes. He got hit in the face by the ball yesterday.
Which in the words of the Bee Gees was a "Tragedy".
Whatever happens, if England do win it will be thoroughly undeserved. The Aussies have been way better during the series.
But who cares. We've mugged them!
10am Update: 4 down, 6 to go.
Douch action on the BBC!!
Later Update. We won!!!!!