I'd just sat down, surrounded by all the comforts of American life (football on a big TV, beer and salty snacks) when I noticed 2 women peering through our living room window.
"Looks like the neighbors are introducing themselves", I said to Anne.
But 10 seconds later and the doorbell still had not sounded. I opened the door to find the ladies wandering around our yard.
"Is this house still for sale?", they asked.
"No", I replied.
"It's still listed", they countered.
"Huh", was all I had to offer as they closed the gate.