It's snowing! The Patriots are playing in snow. Like real men.
Elsewhere, week 6 of football has brought it's usual collection of double six-shooters to the guy upstairs. I think God would be a fan of the running game ... there seems to be more work involved.
Wide Receivers should be atheists ... or called for blasphemy every time they point to the heavens after a 3 yard screen-pass reception.
Otherwise, Jesus must have one hell (sic) of a fantasy team.
Pigeon running interference!