Is the phrase my accountant uses to preface any non-work related story. His stories are often funny, sometimes not, but at least you know when he says "Funny Story", that is your cue to smile and get a small laugh ready.
So get a smile and small laugh ready.
I was driving into work this morning, listening to "There is a Light that Never Goes Out", by The Smiths, when my 'low fuel' light came on.
Not quite Comedy Gold, but maybe a Bronze?