Man oh man! Have I had an ass-ful of Kid Photos pretending to be Christmas Cards?
Yes, we get it, you have created another human being. Whoopie-fucking-doo!
Of course I didn't shit out a kid, so I guess I don't get to send Christmas Cards.
Actually I have no beef receiving a picture of the kids WITH a card, specifically it is receiving a photo of the kid, with Merry Christmas typeset in Loserfont Bold ... with no hand-written message.
Hey, I don't give a shit that I made your mailing list. If you cannot be bothered to write Merry Christmas Richard, then save yourself 42¢ on a stamp and take me off your goddamn list.
I don't know any infants, so I don't expect a Christmas card from them.
I do know lots of adults (some who have infants), and I expect a season's greeting from you ... the grown up.
I'm happy that Walgreens have found a way to take money out of your stupid kid's college fund, but I will die believing this is poor etiquette.
Whoo. Time to take a cold shower!