Rainy Wednesday on Route 1 in Revere.
All things you associate with everyone's favorite Mexican. <-- I chose to stop the sentence there because it requires no more words. Salma Hayek is everyone's favorite Mexican actress, restaurant, song, destination etc. etc.
So no, it was not her. Instead it was an overweight white guy who was picking his nose as we waited in traffic.
Finally, the reason for the traffic was the burst main in Saugus. I write the burst water main, because it should have it's own Wikipedia page. This thing has burst 4 times this year.
Now, back to Salma Hayek. Hmm.