Perhaps I'm still scarred by Mad Cow Disease, but it seems weird to place the word madness on a meat product.
Particularly surprising is that this is Whole Foods, every chin strokers' favorite purveyor of all things natural.
But hey! $2.59 per LB is probably the lowest per LB cost Whole Foods have ever sold at.
Place it on the same list as "I can't believe it's not Butter", and "Fuck me, no way are these Pineapple Chunks"
Coming next. Insane Pork.