Sunday, January 31

Swedish to English translator

Is IKEA some kind of Swedish acronym for 'fuck me with a hammer'?

We just bought 2 really simple items to fill some space around the house.

This little doo-dad only required 4 nuts and bolts, but they were the type that you have to use a wrench to tighten. The whole fucking point of a nut and bolt is that they screw together to form a bond. Why make it more difficult?

Dowels in place, all this chair required was 6 screws aligned with a drop in nut. So that's why it took an hour.

Knulla ... as I think they say in Sweden

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ikea = caca (in French)!