Wednesday, January 13

Worth it for the articles ....

So I love magazines, and like in Office Space I once subscribed to Vibe out of middle class white guilt when some ghetto kid knocked on my door.

I've also seen a bunch of magazines go out of business, which caused the publisher to switch my subscription to one of their 'sister' publications.

This is why I now get Architectural Digest, Maxim, Men's Fitness and the criminally poor Star Magazine.

It also leads to a frenzy of mailings offering me once in a lifetime deals. Like this one.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not prude. If you're going to enjoy a pair of tits, then have the courage to subscribe to proper porn instead of Maxim etc.

I just dread the day that Anne hosts her book club friends and they get to see all the targeted mailings for her perverted husband.

Finally, they should have switched First Class Mail to First Class Male. I hate it when people miss a pun opportunity.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I say: Let's not miss a subscription opportunity!
It is clearly written on that tasteful card "the absolute lowest price available anywhere!"
Well, if I pay in euros and have it deliver here in Paris, it's cheaper than going to Starbucks once a month...
Do you still have my address?!!
An you are indeed a "perverted husband."