The Guy who wrote The Notebook
Could this twat just give up writing? You're hack.
Randy Jackson and actors named Gyllenhaal
Like a circle. Pointless.
Let's not call them meteorologists - that suggests a knowledge of Science.
I'm worried. You're beautiful and talented, but I read the first page of your GQ interview and I can tell you make poor choices.
Can everyone just stop covering this. And it's a Cohen song. Not a Buckley song.
The World's Strongest Vagina
Surely the best headline I will read this year.
Stay calm everyone. It's just bullet riddled dead bodies and headless policemen. Still a great place to visit every year.
80% of male teenagers
Cut your fucking hair.
Guys I loved you since 1987. Even if you made a dialysis machine I'd buy one. But the latest iPhone ad where the boring mother sends her kid video to "everyone she knows', is the biggest technology failure since the Zune.