Random thoughts from watching American Idol.
In the last 7 days a production guy has said, "It's Soul night, get me 3 plus-sized black back-up singers ... and make them foxy. Next, bedazzle the fuck out of those Lane Bryant dresses.
I googled "Randy Jackson is a giant douche", I do this most weeks.
You never want to tease the last segment of a show with "Coming up, 16 year old Aaron tackles some Bill Withers"
Kim Jung-Il. He's in it to win it.
During an ad break some little girl corrected her kid sister about a million dollar dress. Snarky little shit.
Speaking of dresses ... I don't give a damn whether your heart was broken in love or by vehicular tragedy (with I think DoucheCrest was alluding to), that evening dress looks like ass.
The anchors on the Boston Fox News feed are sociopaths.
And finally, Usher. I bet he knows his way around a lady from head to toe. Probably leaves his sunglasses on as well. Smooth bastard.