Wednesday, May 12

Gentlemen Please

I'm quite sure this is not as impressive as I'm imagining.

The Algonquin Club of Boston has invited me to be a member of their wood paneled haven.

To quote Groucho Marx, "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."

I suppose it demonstrates the trifecta is moving closer. I know I'm white and male. But am I old?

Christ I need to start acting younger. I'll start watching viral videos, tweeting and develop a sense of entitlement.

Fuck it, let's head over to Brooks Brother's and find a sweater to drape over my shoulders.

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