Tuesday, June 29

What could possibly go wrong?

Opening mail last night I noticed a letter from Mass Gen Hospital.

I've been invited to take part in a medical test that lowers my testosterone! A possible $1,000 awaits me, if I am willing to be less of a man for 16 weeks.

Anne didn't bat an eyelid. Maybe I'm too much man for her!

I returned the letter and ticked the box marked yes please.

They'll give me pills so my breasts don't grow. Those are pecs everyone.

Hope I am chosen. It could be fun. And I can use the $1,000 to buy shoes and pretty dresses. Shit, it's already started.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Really hope you're chosen and can't wait to see the result...
--dq