There's been a small individually wrapped piece of chocolate on the urinal at work all week.
There is an irony to the specific chocolate too. Of course I work with a bunch of people for who irony means "Sort of containing iron?"
Standing in front of a urinal taking a "Gypsies Kiss", is common to anyone with a passing knowledge of Cockney rhyming slang. Throw in the fecal connection to Hershey's and there really is no better small individually wrapped piece of chocolate to balance on a urinal than the Hershey's Kiss.
The cleaners get $500 a month but I guess they don't do chocolate removal.