In the restroom of the convention center (where I am working) there's a sign that appears to be saying "Shit here".
Meanwhile, the toilet paper is on the outside of the stall.
Inside the stalls ... on one side of the room ... are fancy toilets with a film seat cover that replaces itself each flush.
On the other side ... is a big old hole in the ground. "Bombs away" is the phrase that springs to mind.
I guess the shitting connoisseur will want to try both sides, or maybe the part-time shitter likes to keep it fresh by switching every other dump.