Saturday, January 8


I'm not one of those pricks who is proud of knowing fuck all about home maintenance.

But prick status aside, I know fuck all about home maintenance.

Happy New Year by the way.

Our outdoor AC unit has been buzzing like a honeycomb in a vibrator factory, so Anne gave an AC expert a call.

His name is Buzzy. Really.

So Buzzy showed up this morning and started with a question that contained the words, 'heat, intake, pumps and valves'.

I think it was a test of my manhood. I flunked.

The problem turned out to be a switch on the BACK of our first floor AC facia.

7 minutes of research and 10 seconds of resolution. $125 is the fee, but he accepted $120 for cash. I make that about $1,000 an hour.

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