I'm not one of those pricks who is proud of knowing fuck all about home maintenance.
But prick status aside, I know fuck all about home maintenance.
Happy New Year by the way.
Our outdoor AC unit has been buzzing like a honeycomb in a vibrator factory, so Anne gave an AC expert a call.
His name is Buzzy. Really.
So Buzzy showed up this morning and started with a question that contained the words, 'heat, intake, pumps and valves'.
I think it was a test of my manhood. I flunked.
The problem turned out to be a switch on the BACK of our first floor AC facia.
7 minutes of research and 10 seconds of resolution. $125 is the fee, but he accepted $120 for cash. I make that about $1,000 an hour.