I just switched on the Super Bowl coverage.
Various stars of the NFL (and Donovan McNabb) are reciting the Declaration of Independence, to remind us of what the country stands for.
I just switched off.
I'll turn the TV on again in an hour when they're selling ads for $6m a minute, and the rapist guy is throwing the ball, and James Harrison is missile-tackling defenseless wide-receivers helmet to helmet.
OK, so I just turned the TV back on and Sam Elliott of The Big Lebowski and the Coooooooors commercials is introducing the Packers.
Everything is good in the world again.