I was picking through some Spotify playlists tonight looking for some aural inspiration, when I saw a playlist named "Love Making".
Mmm, I thought, probably a bit of clichéd 70s soul but that's pretty much what I like, so I clicked View to see the playlist.
Kenny Fucking G? I challenge any man to get an erection while that shit is playing. I'd rather take a Silkwood Shower
You could play it at a Viagra testing factory and you'd just get a bunch of non-compliance reports in your in-box.
How could you make Kenny G any worse? Ah yes, add a light dusting of Michael Bolton. Holy crap who's making love to this (other than Michael Bolton ... you know he does).
Of course Kenny's brother Warren is a different story. "Regulate!"