This is odd. It's Anne's birthday and we're apart.
She flew off to Clevelandia yesterday for an extended Pre-Christmas visit with her family. I'm joining up with them at the end of my work week.
Last time I missed her birthday was 1994. I was going to make some joke about listening to music from that year, but I just realized that 17 years later Take That were and still are the biggest thing in the UK.
As you can see, I bought her a helicopter last year.
This year I got her a bean bag. And she loves it more than the helicopter. Because quite simply she cannot put the helicopter in front of the fireplace and warm her cold feet.
I still don't know if I have a wife that doesn't wear jewelry, or if Anne has a husband who doesn't buy it.
Happy Birthday Fruitster!!