I've signed up for Acupuncture and Reiki this week.
Last time I had acupuncture I ended up in my underwear with 3 needles in-between my knuckles, while the guy with the ponytail made "um" noises trying to channel my chi.
This time I've got a Frenchman who looks like a gypsy. Sort of David Essex with a hint of superiority.
Meanwhile I just read an interesting article about inappropriate touching lawsuits among the Reiki community.
My therapist is Olga from Minsk. I sense she spiritually "takes no shit". She does Reiki with contact or without. I'm going 'all in' and pushing for a lawsuit.
Throw in an eye test tonight and my week is full of potential.