Growing up in Wonderful West Yorkshire™ there was a joke that went.
Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't go out on another date with her.
Well I think this bird did a whole scat routine on my windscreen.
I couldn't tell if it was vomit or crap, but either way I used up my wash fluid trying to get rid of this piece of art, so I had to drive home with it 'in my face'.
Also. Yes. It's May and this overcast.