Wednesday, June 6

Alanis Morissette delivers Air-Con Unit

In the most ironic event since a black fly in your Chardonnay, a huge crane backed into the parking lot of the courthouse next to our home at 6am this morning.

The 120 decibel, 20 ton machine was delivering a roof mounted air conditioning unit.

Coincidentally, because it's not ironic, the new unit should deliver cool air to the courthouse without making the mighty din that the current unit makes.

That'll make our neighbors happy. Actually it won't. They're miserable fuckwads.

I should insert a photo here, but my phone was downstairs, and at 6am I'm not at my best. Plus it was street-cleaning this morning, and guess who was parked on the odd side of the street?

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