Isaac drove Mississippi backwards
I presumed this was a highlight from a new Isaac Hayes biography, turns out it was a boring story about Hurricane Isaac and the Mississippi River.
I was also distracted last week with Neil Armstrong's death around the same time that his blood-swapping pill-popping cheating namesake, Lance was giving up his innocence claims.
"Armstrong is a douche" vs "Armstrong a noble pioneer" etc.
Very confusing headlines for someone who only gets his news from the 7 word preview in Google News.