Scene: Chicago O'Hare Airport, at United Gate Boston bound.
United Airlines Gate Agent (UAGA): "Boarding Groups 3, 4 & 5"
6 people including me get up and walk towards the Gate
UAGA: I didn't call Boarding Group 5
3 people in unison: Yes you did.
UAGA: No, I didn't
Me: What are the chances that 6 people misheard you?
UAGA: I will call you in a minute or 2.
6 people take 3 steps back
UAGA: Boarding Group 5
6 people sigh and internally mumble, "What a fucking kooz", and walk the 3 steps back to where we were.
UAGA: Left side of the rope please.
6 people go to the left of the 3' long rope.