Saturday, January 19

Choice Selection

We were standing in line at the check-out in our local supermarket today. As per usual I was suffering on the inside as the kids who pack bags demonstrated the spacial awareness of a retarded chimp.

Then I spotted the 4 items on the belt of the woman in front of me.

A bag of mozzarella
A Summer's Eve douche kit
A tub of Philadelphia
A product for making your white's brighter.

I just wished Caroline Aherne had been doing the check-out.

"Ahh, smelly snatch love?"

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