We were standing in line at the check-out in our local supermarket today. As per usual I was suffering on the inside as the kids who pack bags demonstrated the spacial awareness of a retarded chimp.
Then I spotted the 4 items on the belt of the woman in front of me.
A bag of mozzarella
A Summer's Eve douche kit
A tub of Philadelphia
A product for making your white's brighter.
I just wished Caroline Aherne had been doing the check-out.
"Ahh, smelly snatch love?"