Friday, February 22

Bit of a Headache?

I'm going to England soon to visit my old boss.

Whenever I used to head back for work, my orders were to always bring a bottle of A1 Steak Sauce, and a box of 300 81mg WalMart brand aspirin.

Now he's retired I don't get to see my old boss as much.

So the order increases in volume.

This is what 3,000 aspirin looks like. I'm pretty sure in the UK you can only buy 12 at once, for fear of someone using them to commit suicide.

After 10 minutes in WalMart I felt suicidal, unfortunately drinking a whole bottle of Steak Sauce just gives you bad gas.

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