It appears there is something more tedious than receiving a photo of a friend's baby at Christmas (without a handwritten note).
It's, "Hey look at me, I'm about to give birth". I don't want to see your 9 month pregnancy bump as you close your eyes and are shot in moody black and white by a hack local photographer.
I'm glad you're happy and expectant, just don't fucking share it with me, or worse still post on Facebook where your moronic friends will post "You go girl", or "You've never been more beautiful".
There is a reason we all called Demi Moore a narcissistic fucktard.
And it makes you a photocopy of a narcissistic fucktard.
In the words of Garfunkel & Oates - Pregnant Women are Smug.