Saturday, May 11

I've only gone and proved that God exists

Driving home today in my zippy black Audi, I sensed a red BMW behind me was wanting to speed past me, so I accelerated knowing we would both have to stop at a light further down the road.

As the light changed, I sped away and the BMW, stuck behind another car in the next lane, did a quick over-take and then hit full gas to speed past me.

As he flashed by he looked over at me.

I was sort of looking his way, but really I was looking at the cop up ahead who must have been checking his calendar to see if it was his birthday.

It was. And he pulled over the twat in the BMW.

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