Saturday, January 25

Niche Consumer

What did I do to deserve this fine medley of mail?

A catalog of wine refrigerators and racks, a selection of hunting knives and other outdoorsy shit, and an inspirational Christian prayer mailing.

Don't drink much wine, don't hunt and don't pray.

I was OK with the Netflix envelope until I discovered they'd sent me the 4:3 version of Down Periscope featuring Kelsey Grammer.

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