Monday, March 17

I do not think so

So L.A. had a 4.4 earthquake today.

I believe that's the vibrational equivalent of a toy poodle farting into a shoebox.

Or to put it another way, even Marky Mark wouldn't feel the vibration.

Anyhow, I spotted this zinger of a quote on the BBC.

"It felt like a bomb going off underneath our house. Nothing was damaged, but it sure woke everyone up."  resident George McQuade told the AP news agency.

I'm pretty sure a bomb going off under the house would cause damage.

What George should have said was, "It felt like an alarm clock going off, it sure woke everyone up." 

Next time George use this handy mnemonic -

Alarms wake you up. 
Bombs fuck you up. 
Clocks wake you up. 
Dynamite fucks you up.

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