Anyone who enjoys Fashion Police knows that the show would be so much better if Kelly Osbourne died.
She's fucking rank. Fashion wise the only thing that would look good on her is an industrial refrigerator.
So it is with great fanfare that I direct you to Kelly's rebooted website where she indulges us all in her fashion-forward thinking.
So if you excuse me I have to go watch the E-Channel's Pre-Red Carpet show with Kelly and the surprisingly heterosexual Ross Matthews.