Me. Hi, I'd like to order pizza for delivery.
Me. Oh, OK, then I'd like a medium with ...
Za. I need a name.
Me. Richard Taylor.
Za. Just first name is enough.
Me. OK, then Richard. You know, there's no need for the attitude.
Me. I'd like a medium with ...
Za. I need a phone number.
Me. Fuck you.
Sadly mobile phones have removed the satisfaction of slamming down the phone, but I certainly hit the End Call button with gusto.