Friday, August 8

Customer Service 101

Me. Hi, I'd like to order pizza for delivery.

Za. OK.

Me. Oh, OK, then I'd like a medium with ...

Za. I need a name.

Me. Richard Taylor.

Za. Just first name is enough.

Me. OK, then Richard. You know, there's no need for the attitude.

Za. OK.

Me. I'd like a medium with ...

Za. I need a phone number.

Me. Fuck you.

Sadly mobile phones have removed the satisfaction of slamming down the phone, but I certainly hit the End Call button with gusto.

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